I have this pair of shoes I don't wear often, but often find happiness knowing they're in my closet. They're unique and wonderful, the kind of shoes you consider yourself lucky to find and know you will never willingly part with.
Your email address is kind of like those shoes. I will not use it often, but often will find happiness knowing you somehow found my website and want to stick around. Your email address is unique and wonderful, I consider myself lucky to have it and I will never ever willingly part with it.
Meaning, signing up for this mailing list will not result in your information being handed out willynilly or sold to anyone or used for barter in the event of The Robot Uprising. If the robots get me... well, likely they'll get you too before long, but not because I sold you out.
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